Everybody "Splanks"

Everything hurts
I hobble around
even my waddle
makes a crying sound

Today I did a plank
and was up for a while
I let a little stank
it was pretty vile

Proudly holding my pose
I hear people shout
everyone plug your nose!
and then I passed out


For the record- having this happen during a group workout is one of my biggest fears when it comes to exercise, so I figured I would write a funny poem about it for a little exposure therapy. I mean, what is the worst that can happen, right?! Ha ha ha!